By Shauny The Greek
The birds are back in the big game and The High Note has drafted Southeast Philly’s own Shauny The Greek to give you his legendary picks for the musical prop bets for Super Bowl 57.
National Anthem Outcome
Over 119.5 seconds -250
Under 119.5 seconds +200
Country singer-songwriter Chris Stapleton is sure to soak up the spotlight on the big stage and since seven of the last 10 anthems have gone over two minutes, I’m picking the over.
Rihanna’s first Super Bowl halftime show song
Bitch Better Have My Money +400
Don’t Stop The Music +400
This Is What You Came For +500
We Found Love +1000
Run This Town +1000
I can’t think of Rihanna without thinking of Joel Embiid and “Bitch Better Have My Money” is my anthem when I’m cruising down 9th Street on Sunday mornings. There are a few in the running at +400 and the smart money is on “Diamonds.
Rihanna’s last song during the halftime show
Run This Town +500
Don’t Stop The Music +500
We Found Love +600
Bitch Better Have My Money +1200
It’s going to be raining “Diamonds” down on Rihanna during the halftime show so betters better bring their “Umbrella” if they want to bet on the last song she performs Sunday night.
The Color Of Rihanna’s First Outfit
With the bird sporting green, silver and black when they’re on the field, I’m going against the oddsmakers and silver as the color of Rihanna’s first outfit.
The Color Of Rihanna’s Hair
Bright Red +500
Wow, only three choices – these oddsmakers obviously haven’t been to the Wells Fargo Center to see the fly guys play this season. I’m going with blonde.
Number Of Songs In Rihanna’s Set
Over 9.5 -125
Under 9.5 -105
Wow – 9.5 songs. Even if it is a mixtape version of Rihanna’s greatest hits performed like a high school cheerleader competition, I’m picking the under much to the chagrin of all the Rihanna fans, Joel included.
What Will Occur During Rihanna’s Performance On Stage?
Rihanna To Confirm That Her Lyrics Were Censored By NFL -105
Rihanna To Open An Umbrella +275
A$AP Rocky To Appear On Stage +300
Jay Z To Appear On Stage +300
Drake To Appear On Stage +350
Rihanna To Suffer A Wardrobe Malfunction +500
Rihanna To Wear A Bucket Hat +700
Rihanna To Announce That She Is Pregnant +800
Rihanna To Announce Her Son’s Name +800
Rihanna To Trip And Fall Over +1600
Rihanna To Propose Marriage To A$AP Rocky +2500
Of all the off-the-wall things that you can spend your money on, you’re better off playing keno than plopping down perfectly good Yuengling money on one of these silly lines but since the NFL sucks we’re going with censored lyrics.
Good luck to America’s team, the Philadelphia Eagles, and to all the degenerates out there – remember not to double down after too many doubles.
You can see my past picks here