Super Bowl 57 Musical Prop Bets

Super Bowl 57 Musical Prop Bets

By Shauny The Greek

The birds are back in the big game and The High Note has drafted Southeast Philly’s own Shauny The Greek to give you his legendary picks for the musical prop bets for Super Bowl 57.

National Anthem Outcome

Over 119.5 seconds -250
Under 119.5 seconds +200

Country singer-songwriter Chris Stapleton is sure to soak up the spotlight on the big stage and since seven of the last 10 anthems have gone over two minutes, I’m picking the over.

Rihanna’s first Super Bowl halftime show song

Diamonds +400
Bitch Better Have My Money +400
Don’t Stop The Music +400
This Is What You Came For +500
Umbrella +700
Disturbia +900
We Found Love +1000
Run This Town +1000
SOS +1000

I can’t think of Rihanna without thinking of Joel Embiid and “Bitch Better Have My Money” is my anthem when I’m cruising down 9th Street on Sunday mornings. There are a few in the running at +400 and the smart money is on “Diamonds.

Rihanna’s last song during the halftime show

Umbrella +300
Run This Town +500
SOS +500
Don’t Stop The Music +500
We Found Love +600
Diamonds +1000
Bitch Better Have My Money +1200
Disturbia +1200
Stay +1200

It’s going to be raining “Diamonds” down on Rihanna during the halftime show so betters better bring their “Umbrella” if they want to bet on the last song she performs Sunday night.

The Color Of Rihanna’s First Outfit

Black +125
Gold +500
Silver/Grey +600
White +600
Green +650
Purple/Pink +800
Red +800
Yellow +800
Brown +1000
Blue +1200
Orange +1800

With the bird sporting green, silver and black when they’re on the field, I’m going against the oddsmakers and silver as the color of Rihanna’s first outfit.

The Color Of Rihanna’s Hair

Brown/Black -600
Blonde +500
Bright Red +500

Wow, only three choices – these oddsmakers obviously haven’t been to the Wells Fargo Center to see the fly guys play this season. I’m going with blonde.

Number Of Songs In Rihanna’s Set

Over 9.5 -125
Under 9.5 -105

Wow – 9.5 songs. Even if it is a mixtape version of Rihanna’s greatest hits performed like a high school cheerleader competition, I’m picking the under much to the chagrin of all the Rihanna fans, Joel included.

What Will Occur During Rihanna’s Performance On Stage?

Rihanna To Confirm That Her Lyrics Were Censored By NFL -105
Rihanna To Open An Umbrella +275
A$AP Rocky To Appear On Stage +300
Jay Z To Appear On Stage +300
Drake To Appear On Stage +350
Rihanna To Suffer A Wardrobe Malfunction +500
Rihanna To Wear A Bucket Hat +700
Rihanna To Announce That She Is Pregnant +800
Rihanna To Announce Her Son’s Name +800
Rihanna To Trip And Fall Over +1600
Rihanna To Propose Marriage To A$AP Rocky +2500

Of all the off-the-wall things that you can spend your money on, you’re better off playing keno than plopping down perfectly good Yuengling money on one of these silly lines but since the NFL sucks we’re going with censored lyrics.

Good luck to America’s team, the Philadelphia Eagles, and to all the degenerates out there – remember not to double down after too many doubles.

You can see my past picks here